We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.
At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.
âTwitter users are fleeing the site to Tumblr, and demanding changes that will annoy the original user base. Soon Tumblr will be a shadow of its former self. Everything is going as you instructed, Mr. Green.â
âExcellent work, Monsieur Musk. Continue to pump migration from Twitter to Tumblr. They will finally help the hellsite live up to its name. And I will have vengeance.â
âAsk not for whom the crab raves, Tumblypoos. It raves for theeâŠâ
thinking about bank robberies in the 30s makes me soooooooo angry. those days you could just pull out some guns with your friends and get away scot free. now you have to deal with security cameras and metal detectors and they don’t even have big vaults full of gold like they used to. technology ruined the bank robbing industry
another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality
EXTREMELY funny to find out that the new motorcycle is a multi-seater mount not because another player sits in the sidecar, but because they have to cling onto the back of it WHILE ALPHA SITS IN IT HELP
Ok but you forgot how it looks with 2 male roe riding it
we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don’t even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i’m opening fire
